Tacky Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a uniquely American holiday, so we've searched the Archive to bring you a few uniquely TACKY cards to share with your friends and loved ones. As always, they're all REAL post cards. We couldn't possibly make this stuff up.

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No thanks, we'll just stand here

Hugh really rocks on Thanksgiving

Eat ANYthing for Thanksgiving!

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Turkey -- hold the "may you"

Thanksgiving: The horror movie

The event we associate with "the First Thanksgiving" took place in the autumn of 1621, when a group of colonists from Plymouth threw a party to celebrate the harvest.

The colonists were said to have shared the feast with the local Wampanoag tribe. But the only names on record are Massasoit (the chief), Quadequina (Massasoit's brother), Squanto (a translator), Hobbamock and Tokamahamon. At least 52 Pilgrims were there, so native Americans comprised only about 12% of the guest list.

We did a little better -- 16% of our Thanksgiving cards feature a native American (or at least one who claims to be; his name is "Hugh" and we're skeptical).

According to the Museum of 17th-Century Plymouth, the first Thanksgiving feast lasted for THREE DAYS. The Puritans may have been more fun than popularly supposed. The colonists served wild fowl, venison, ducks, geese and turkey at the party. Massasoit's men later went out and shot five deer as their contribution. There's no mention of yams, or cranberry, or beer. The question of whether POPCORN was served has been the subject of heated debate among historians and archaeologists for years. Isn't tenure great? What a deal.

In 1777, the Continental Congress declared the first national Thanksgiving, but after 1815 America pretty much FORGOT all about it until 1863 when it was revived as the last-Thursday-in-November celebration we know today.

By the way, the event we associate with "the First Thanksgiving" wasn't the first. Ten similar feasts preceded it, from April 3, 1513 to December 4, 1619 in places as disparate as Virginia, Florida, Newfoundland and the Texas Panhandle.

Historians are having a great time with this one, too. One, in a paper titled "Thanksgiving: Turkey or Tacos?" presents evidence that the first Thanksgiving took place on April 30, 1598 in El Paso, Texas.

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