Hey, WAKE UP, Santa!

First, tell Santa if you're a boy or a girl...

Costumes worn by department store Santas are typically pretty tacky, but this guy can't even SEE. His hat is FOUR SIZES too large, and fits him like a Zorro mask without the eye holes. Or maybe he does it on purpose, so the kids can't tell he's napping on the job.

You like this dolly, honey? Santa will trade it to you for a couple of safety pins.

Caption: "Santa entertaining a guest in his home at Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY"

Credits: Ken Brown Cards, New York, NY

 

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