How about a hogshead of ale with that armadillo?

You think Thanksgiving dinner with YOUR relatives is grim? Imagine spending the day with these guys. Only one of this solemn bunch is smiling and, judging from the greasy piles of food on the table, I'd say gas caused that grin.

Is that a roast ARMADILLO down there at the end? What's it doing to that APPLE? I don't think I want any of that BRAIN sitting next to it, either. Please pass the tofu.

Discovered by: Patsy V. Felmet

Caption: "The Garrison Dinner is one of the distinctive theme dinners featured at the Pillar and Post Inn. This historic re-creation celebrates the 1812 victory after the Battle of Queenston Heights."

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