Post cards are perfect for writing short tories.

Yes, it´s another one of those startling die-cut post cards. This may be even worse than the Lap Full `o Beans card by the same publisher. Or maybe they´re a matched set: The "Bland & Gassy Collection" perhaps.

This one bears the gleaming visage of John Major. Remember him? No? It´s just as well. No one else does, either.

Great photo, but John looks like he had a rough night. He´s sporting a pretty cruel razor burn, and even his Pyrex goggles can´t seem to bring those glazed eyes into focus. Was he up late "misleading" people, do you suppose? If so, I´ll bet it didn´t involve an airhead in a Gap dress. Even John´s not THAT tacky.

Discovered by: Nancy Westcott, in London

Caption: "John Major"

Credits: Shapes of London

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