Lawnmower Man

Russia was a lot more fun in the Soviet era.

For one thing, a scarcity of aviation fuel led to what is possibly the world's largest collection of grounded aircraft photos. I have a whole stack of them, but I'll restrain myself to this one.

Photos of helicopters -- about 99% of them -- tend to feature them actually flying. There's a really good reason for this: Helicopters look HILARIOUS on the ground. Few things look more pathetic than a helicopter at rest among the weeds, especially one with TWO sets of droopy rotors.

And another thing: Aeroflot is a passenger airline, like American, or United. What do they do with this? Use it to pick up SURVIVORS? One at a time? Who decided to put it on a post card, for sale to people with boarding passes?

I know I'm getting carried away here, but I can't resist. In the 1980s, Aeroflot published a phrasebook for non-English speaking passengers visiting America. To the question, "How was your flight?" the suggested response was, "Flying in the Soviet-built IL-76, I felt myself very comfortably."

As far as I know, this has never been demonstrated on a post card. If you have evidence to the contrary, please contact the Archive.

Caption: "Helicopter KA-26."

Credits: Aeroflot Soviet Airlines

 

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